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Posted by Heliocentrism on May 21, 2009

May 30-31,2008

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boating on the Me Kong Delta

Phở Away From Home

We finally decided on a Mekong Delta tour. We left our big backpacks at the front desk of our hotel back in Ho Chi Minh City. Since we were coming back, the hotel staff agreed to hold them for us. I also left most of my money in the hotel’s safe. We then had a traditional Vietnamese breakfast of phở at one of the many phở restaurants before starting the day.

Phở is also eaten for lunch and dinner in Vietnam. But it’s all the rave as breakfast.

getting cozy with a snake along the Me Kong Delta

Another Tourist Trap

On the tour, we were taken to several places where we could buy stuff like coconut candy or things made from bamboo. There were countless opportunities for me to waste my money. This is probably why the tour was so cheap. At one point, we were driven around by a poor tiny horse. There were 7 of us in the carriage and the man kept trying to get the horse to go faster. The horse took us to a place where we had free honey and tea and we could get our pictures taken while holding a snake.

At our home stay along the Mekong Delta

We just want to talk.

My group and I paid the extra money for a family stay. We thought that we would sleep in a bungalow near a Vietnamese family’s house and we would eat and socialize with our host family. That was exactly what we got, except that the family never seemed to want to talk to us. Other than at meal times, we never saw them. They were nice to us and cooked us very delicious meals, but we all got the feeling that they really didn’t like us.

Free tea with honey along the Mekong Delta

Water water everywhere, but not a place to pee.

The next day on our tour, they boated us around the Mekong Delta from one place to another to buy more souvenirs and to look at things on the water. Just when we were all thoroughly sea sick and on the verge of tossing our cookies into the river, they let us go and we were able to stand on dry land again. There was a mad dash for the pay toilet.

One of the ladies on our tours who got to the bathroom first didn’t have exact change for the bathroom. Even though there was clearly plenty of change in the valet’s tin, the lady was denied her change. “Well, then I will pay for all my friends,” she shouted back to us. “Ladies, this pee is on me!”

After our free pee we got on our bus and headed back to Ho Chi Minh City. Of course no long tour bus ride in Vietnam would be complete without several stops at gift shops to purchase everything from candy to nonsensical items like hundred-pound stone lawn statues.

It seemed to me that people go to the Mekong Delta to say that they’ve been there. There isn’t a whole lot to do on the swampy land but look at it and buy crappy coconut candy.

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(Việt Nam)

How to get there:

  • You can enter by plane, train, boat, or bus.
  • Make sure to get a visa before going to Vietnam. Although some nationals can get a visa at the border for a few days, many cannot or will need a visa for longer stays.
  • Visit the Vietnamese embassy in your country to get a visa.





  • Don’t worry if you cannot get Vietnamese dong from your local bank back home. You can get your dong at the airport either in your country or in Vietnam. Don’t get too much; no one will buy it back from you. Many hotels, fancy restaurants, and tour agents will take US dollars or Euros. Though who knows what exchange rate they will use? You will need dong for taxis, small shops, and local restaurants and vendors.
  • When you get to Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh pick up a map of the area from any hotel, hostel, travel agency, or tourist information center. Once you have one of those you’ll be able to find anything.
  • Having a map of the area in Hanoi is very important. Every block has a different street name so once you know the name of street something is on you can easily find it with a map.
  • Wherever you choose to stay, make sure you bring a picture and the address of the hotel. One common trick that taxi and motorbike-taxi drivers like to pull is to take you to the wrong hotel. When you say, “I asked for ABC Hotel!” They will tell you that the name changed. They usually get a commission for bringing tourist to certain hotels.
    • Sometimes hotels do change names. But most likely a hotel will not change names between the time of your booking accommodations and your arrival without telling you.
  • Also for taxis, NEVER agree to a flat rate fee. The flat rate fee will always be way higher than it should be. Always demand that the cab driver use the meter. If he doesn’t want to use his meter, get out. Taxi drivers are a dime a dozen. This is true in most countries.
  • For motorbike taxis, settle on the cost of the ride before getting on. Ask fellow travelers for advice on how much a ride should cost.
  • Watch out for cyclo drivers that claim not to have change as a way to get more money out of you. If you need to, wait for one of those fruit vendors to come along and buy something from her to make change. You really should ask the cost to your destination and make sure you have exact change before you get in the cyclo. 
  • It’s best not to say anything bad about Ho Chi Minh while in Vietnam. He is still very much loved by his people.

The Mekong Delta
(đồng bằng sông Cửu Long)

How to get there:

  • 10°10’24.3″N 106°08’12.5″E

You can take a bus there or go with a tour group. Unless you have something particular to see, I recommend taking a tour group. Ask other tourists who have been there what group they went with, what it included, and how much they paid.

There are tons of agencies all over Vietnam that you can book a tour with. Shop around and do not ever feel pressured into buying a tour. Remember there is a high agency to tourist ratio in southeast Asia.

And as always, if something seems shady, go somewhere else.


  • You might not want to stay here for too long.
    • You can’t swim in the water… well you can, you just might not want to.
    • The bugs are really vicious in some seasons.
    • And, it is freakishly hot!
  • The extra money you pay for the home stay, might not be worth it. Try to find people who have done the home stay and ask them about their tour.
  • Never go anywhere in Vietnam, southeast Asia, or the world for that matter without your own soft TPPurell, and coins to pay to get into the bathroom.


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